Tuesday 30 September 2008

Day off... Nice

A nice day away from Minkeyland today. Now phone calls from clients asking "why hasn't my stuff gone to Gibraltar?" today. Nice and peaceful. Well nearly, all will be revealed.

After a night down the town catching up with my mate Malc, and after a few beverages, I had a nice lay in today! I think I needed it after spending a weekend faffing around in Ikea looking for my new office furniture. The noise outside from the builders was starting to annoy me, so I headed off in search of peace and quiet. As I'm just about to walk into the paper shop to buy the daily comic, my phone rings "can you get me some coffee?" asks my mum.. Well, not willing to be killed in a painful way, due to my mums lack of coffee after a mornings swim (not bad, she learnt to swim when she was 70, and still goes once a week five years on!). A wander down to the town and into Sainsburys.

I saw a few of my old staff. Caught up on some of the gossip (well, being a shareholder, I need to know what is happening!), and after purchasing the coffee and some salad I wandered back home.

Time to make a mess in the kitchen. A nice tuna pasta creation for work, which will save me from the delights of the chocolate and crisp box for the rest of the week. Some pasta cooked. Tuna and mayo mixed up with some celery and tomatoes and a generous helping of parmasian cheese, lovely! My creation is made!




The builders still putting together the new flat packed houses in the rain. Still making a noise, but my headache has gone. I think the celery got rid of it! All that is left for me to do is go back to my box, and find a hiding place for my boots and leathers.

Day three in Ikea.....

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, three days spent in Ikea. At least it was two different stores, otherwise people would think I was locked in over night! I managed to get myself a new chair and some rather fancy desk lights! Yay!!

My new desk is growing on me. My box now has a divider! Well, that is what the desk seems to do. In a small room like mine (I think it's about 8m x 3.5m or something like that), it does look huge, but will disappear when my loft bed arrives! Hopefully soon!!

Saturday 27 September 2008

Two days of Ikea are enough..

But I'm going back for more tomorrow morning! At least this time I'm not buying anything. My dad has asked me to take him there on a recon mission.

I came up with a great way to enjoy a Friday night, whilst sitting at work yesterday. How about I go to Ikea... Numpty! An hour and twenty minutes to get from WoT to Croydon, after spending lots of time watching police cars, ambulances and fire engines going towards Carshalton and Ewell... Nice! Into Ikea, I know what I want and I find it. Two people standing infront of me looking at the ticket to get the aisle number and shelf number, I just said "I'll race ya!" to the old couple and they smiled as I run off into the crowd. I got downstairs and found my new desk, loaded my trolley and went to get my new drawers.... Erm... "This item has been temporarily oversold" Eh? Oversold, don't you mean just sold out! Out of Stock will do!

Desk and cactus paid for (I had to buy a new one, and ended up with three), and then the wander across the car park. Found my van where I had left it, well I thought I parked it next to a tree, but it was under a lamp post, which is sort of like a tree, but with a light on it. One box in, next box doesn't seem to fit past the boat lid seal... Erm.. Man in car behind, just looking at me laughing. A bit of twisting the box and swearing and the box hits the boot with a satisfying THUD!

Decided that I would confused my SatNav on the way home and avoided the A232 and headed through Mitcham Common and my old way home from Chelsea Bridge. Desk taken upstairs, but I couldn't build it last night as the instructions showed a picture of a hammer and it was 10.30pm.

Back to Ikea today, but this time the Wembley store. I hate that shop now! Idiots have no idea how to drive their cars around the car park, people just stop in the middle of the aisles and have a family meeting, people just get in the way. Time for something I learned from a friend of me... Elbows out, hit anyone stupid enough to get in my way! It worked a treat, lots of appologies to me, picked up my new drawers and wandered to the tills. After a 20 minute wait and some woman pushing her trolley into my leg 4 times, the last time I move the trolley backwards and it hit her.. That made me feel better hehe!

So finally, my desk and drawers are assembled. I'm happy now, well apart from the fact I have to lose my trusty and very comfy chair. RIP comfy chair....

Wednesday 17 September 2008

First day back

Back to the old factory today. After spending a nice relaxing evening eating jelly beans and putting the world to rights, and trying not to laugh too much at Joan Rivers, I'm back in work after a 4 day weekend.

Back into the routine of dealing with numpty idiots who can't quite grasp the concept of driving a car in a forward motion, when the road ahead of them is clear! Lots of 'Termi' shouting this morning, and another morning commute has been survived.

Well someone has missed me for the past four days, shame it is the dog. She only wants me for some food later! Damn dog!

Time to get shouting at the bed company. I want my bed!!!

Tuesday 16 September 2008

Finally....

God knows how long it has taken, but my box is completed. Well the decorating part at least. It's nice to have a room not smelling of paint brush cleaner, paint (ok it'll be gone in 3 hours when it's dried), tins with brushes sitting in them cleaning off, furniture being moved everywhere..... Sorted, done, finished!

Time to celebrate by walking down the town and buying a paper and some jelly beans (I'm now addicted to American Style Jelly Beans from Aldi (99p a bag)).

Monday 15 September 2008

Sucked into WoW land

It's been a while since I posted on here. November 07, opps!

Well, what has happened in that time? I've become addicted to World of Warcraft, and last weekend I finally rolled my first character (or in other worlds I got my character from level 1 to the top level of 70). That cheered me up, as I have been stuck in that world of killing pixies and monsters for too long!



I still have my little Monster, and last December the fleet was added to with a 1997 Alfa Romeo GTV. Broken heater, tempremental passenger door, 6 months MOT, 6 months tax. It passed it's MOT in the summer, and then the radiator broke. It is still running though. The car is a wizard and also, I am now an offical petrol head, just by owning an Alfa! Excellent!





I've spent the last month doing some redecorating in my box of a room. About 20 bags of rubbish dumped, my garaged has been filled up with boxes of CDs, books and other stuff from my cupboard of doom (it hasn't been looked in since about 2001). I can now see the end. The walls have been papered and painted, skirting board, doors and frames all glossed and any holes filled in (not quite in that order). I'm just awaiting the arrival of my new bed, sofa and desk. Then that's another job completed. That's when the local authority will decide to pull down Cloud Towers!





Work is quiet at the moment. I've still got 20 days holiday to take, and it's nearly half way through September! I'm looking at the possibility of taking off the whole of December. That would be nice.

Now I have remembered my password, I'll be back to blogging about nothing, something or anything. It'll also kick start me into taking some pictures again.... Hopefully!

Ciao